So a guy buys 18,500 condoms, right?
(Stop me if you’ve heard this one already.)
And no, that’s not a typo.
I’m talking eighteen THOUSAND five HUNDRED condoms.
That this guy had.
What did he do with them?
(What any of us would do, probably.)
He braided them into a bungee cord.
And then he tied himself to that condom bungee cord, and he jumped off a bridge.
And he LIVED. Because it WORKED.
Wanna know the most incredible part of that story? About a guy using 18,500 condoms as a literal lifeline?
Not ONE major condom brand ran with it.
I am so freaking disappointed. And I’ve been grumbling about this for YEARS.
Talk about braiding an entertaining message with your product.
I thought that EVENTUALLY a condom brand would spark up and capitalize on this video.
This guy didn’t even do it as a publicity stunt for a certain company.
He just did it because (and again, I swear I’m not making this up) he wanted to “recreate the virgin experience” of his first bungee jump.
IT IS SO ON THE NOSE.
FOR A CONDOM BRAND.
THAT IT HURTS.
Anyone wanna throw down on a humorous condom startup just so we can use this video?
Also, if you had to come up with a name for a condom brand (without getting a cease and desist from Nutter Butter) what would it be?
“So, In A Nutshell…” (Y’know like, what you say when, you want someone to… wrap it up?)
No. I apologize for nut-thing.